We were the only ones without a babysitter
So remember that party we were supposed to go to, I wrote about it in my previous post, the one where it sounded like everyone had a babysitter but us?
Well, everyone DID have a babysitter but us. We were the only ones with kids at the party.
It was a surprise birthday party for our friend and neighbor Riley. Right before she was due to arrive, Adrian was FINALLY ready to take a crap. He hadn't pooped in over 3 days. Imagine.
So I spent the "Surprise!" moment at the party in the bathroom, holding my baby over the toilet while he shat his brains out.
In this photo, Adrian is all sweaty because he has been wiggling so hard on my lap. I am trying to listen to a very funny roast of Riley, done by her husband Brian. Dan was the second roaster, and he did a good job. He had prepared jokes and everything. A true comedy professional.



