The House Where the Liberals Live

I've just recently put a bunch of bumper stickers on my car (which is a 2004 Honda Civic Hybrid, if you care).

I just got tired of driving around and only seeing W04 stickers, most of which seem to have been put on AFTER the election. Ahem.

So now we are openly the House Where the Liberals Live. We are out of the closet.

My favorite sticker says:

Stop cutting down trees on my property - God. Because why can't I have an exclusive on what God has to say for a change?

God seems like kind of a dick, what with all the wars fought, people killed, children brutalized, (insert unimaginably evil action of choice here), in "God's" name. I don't think so. Did you know that the genocide is Rwanda was one of those "God wants you to kill the Tutsi cockroaches" incidents too? I'll pass, and wait until I hear the message personally, thanks.

If God *were* really to send any messages, I'm sure it would be along the lines of "What the hell have you done to my beautiful planet that I spent a billion years working on? I leave you alone for a few million years...LOOK at this MESS!"

That and "Play nicely with one another, OK? No hitting or biting."

Oops, looks like we're in trouble. I hope that God has been looking into Positive Discipline and Non-Violent Communication, or else someone's in for a big spanking.