Dear Santa, I want this toilet!

More about dreaming and peeing/pooping, but this time in a different context...my dream toilet!

The DoBidet starts off your Pleasure Potty experience with a heated seat, then gently washes you with warm water (including optional massage or rhythmic spray functions!), and it dries you off afterwards with puffs of warm air. What a dream machine! It does even more than that, but I had to stop reading because my credit card started burning a hole in my pocket.

Even if you're not interested in bidets, the site is worth checking out just for the fractured English.

"You brush your teeth 2-3 times a day, Then you just wipe out with paper, After done with toilet?...YOU ARE NOT CLEAN ENOUGH! CLEAN MIND COMES FROM CLEAN BODY!"

Hooray! Who can argue with that?

Well, now you all know what I want for my Birthday/Christmas/Mother's Day.